Friday, 20 March 2015

It Was Curtains for Me!

Patty Jeannette and Kevin
 A pin dropped and everyone heard. At that very moment of great suspense and anticipation just as the velvet curtains were about to open, POP! went the safety on my pantaloons! Consequently my dance, which was once manly and powerful, become comically foolish for I had to perform squatting to keep my pants on. Soon the "Squat Dance" became all the rage in the blue lounges of Moscow and London and in the speakeasies of Dixie.
Kevin 



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